Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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