i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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