Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I don't think brook has ever known best
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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