I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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