garbage
garbage dick
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you win
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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