he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Randomize
