these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
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