I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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