You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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