porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
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