Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
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