oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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