I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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