um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
