I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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