Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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