I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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