so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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