Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
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