At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
i want to swaddle you in tequila
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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