out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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