my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Randomize
