i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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