Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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