I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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