I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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