That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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