You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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