We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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