she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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