I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
