Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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