:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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