If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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