I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
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