I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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