When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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