Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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