'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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