The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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