The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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