you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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