pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
