Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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