I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Randomize
