dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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