I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
She said her name was "party"
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Randomize
