She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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