Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
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