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those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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