So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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