How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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