does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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