I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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